Right this moment I'm sitting on a balcony in Istanbul, watching a seagull make some strange shrilling laughter noise, and in the meantime I'm trying to mince some information out of my soggy brain meat.
I can not for the life of me remember how to use a semicolon. I could search the internet for answers but I always do that and I'm sometimes just a little bit afraid that if I never try to remember anything, I will lose my memory. Yes, neurotic. No, I'm not going to fix that.
Why am I battling with this problem you might ask. Well my friend let me tell you an (interesting) tale.
A few days ago one of my above average intelligent friend posted a status on Facebook with a semicolon and her smart friends started to joke around with it. I felt like my childhood teacher had forgotten to give me something. I thought that maybe I should call her and say, with my best creepy child voice: " Why didn't you give me my semicolon?"
But then her reply would probably be: " I did you drooling pool of ADHD!"
Speaking of ADHD I'm going to see Paul Simon, don't wait up for me.
