Remember the time I met Simon Amstell and patted him on the head like a lunatic? Well, I do. The flashbacks from the event are awful.
If I had been a teenager blood might have been spilled. My own blood that is. Most likely from a pimple on my face.. eh.. yes well anyway..drama.
I decided to do the right thing and wrote a letter to some email I found on a Simon Amstell website. I was contemplating on offering mister Amstell to be his lifelong fag hag companion and slave but I decided that sending an email after patting him on the head would be loony enough.
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