For a few months I've been obsessed with food and baking blogs. The knowledge I've accumulated during this time is probably around 6 kilograms. My brain is throbbing with wisdom. I actually don't know why I'm collecting this information. I even know how to make a sugarpaste to decorate cakes with and make tiny little sugar sculptures. If I would ever use this superpower of mine it would make me the envy of all the moms in town. Maybe I should move to the suburbs and have children. Or better yet, turn into a witch with cannibal tendencies. I can cover the apartment in sugarpaste and cakes and lure the neighborhood children into my sugarhell.
Or maybe I'll just become a food blogger one day. I hope not, my blog would probably turn someone into a child-eating lunatic in a sugarcoated hellhole.
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